today in english class someone was playing dubstep and my teacher asked “who’s listening to a pencil sharpener”
‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon